Ask-Cactus-Girl-Bess

Howdy! I'm Bess of the South-West but I moved over to Peach Creek a few years back to find a new school. I got kicked out of my past school for stealing a cactus. Now I know that doesn't seem like a serious offense but apparently where I'm from it is. Anyway I like cacti if you couldn't guess already. They are cute and prickly and make me feel safe in my home down in the Cul-De-Sac.

So this year I'm startin' school at Peach Creek Jr. High and hopin' to make some new friends, or be left alone. Actually how about you just leave me alone? ;)

Friends (They didn't listen to me asking them to leave me alone):

Enemies: (Until he gives me that freakin' Jim the Cactus he's number one on my sucker-punch list!)


If yer gonna ask me somethin' make it worth answering because really I'd prefer not answering anything but yer all nosy and I need to make friends mom says so what ever.

Here are some things for when ya ask me questions.
I would like to be payed in cactus feed, playing chips, or Cacti in general, but I know a good one is hard to get.
Keep it appropriate, I am fourteen years young you creeps.
Since I'm new around these parts I'll take most silly questions but if I honestly think it is THAT ridiculous, it should be apparent to you, the asker.

Here are the basics so I don't have to reiterate:
-I like cacti and yeah sometimes they hurt me but whatever.
-Jonny has a thing for me because I too like an inanimate object, but unlike him mine are still alive.
-The Kankers never done me wrong. They know how to use a rope too which is pretty sweet
-Rolf and Ed are fine by me as they know how to use some muscle.
-Preppy things? Eugh.
-My favorite LoL champ is Twisted Fate. Obviously.
-I'm half Cherokee and half Mayan.
-My last name is too hard for you to comprehend.